Lost Ball
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron
wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round of golf
with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.
We went
to look for it, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had
something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure
enough, there was my wife's golf ball........stuck right in the middle of the
cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake.
"What did you do?" asks the
doctor.
Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife,
"Hey, this
looks like yours!"
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