New Job
Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll
become a hooker.
She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand
in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred
bucks. If you got a question, I'll be parked around the corner."
She's
standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, "How much?" She says,
"A hundred dollars."
He says, "All I got is thirty". She says, "Hold
on," and runs back to Harry and asks, "What can he get for thirty?"
"A
hand job", Harry reply.
She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for
thirty dollar is a hand job. He agrees. She gets in the car. He unzips his
pants, and out pops this HUGE ......
She stares at it for a minute, and
then says, "I'll be right back." She runs back to Harry, and asks, "Can you loan
this guy seventy bucks?"