Costume Party
A couple was invited to a swanky Halloween party by a family friend, in which
all attendees were required to wear a mask. The wife got a terrible headache and
told her husband to go to the party alone, and to make sure to say hello to her
family. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was
going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time
to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The
wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was
still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her
costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see
how he acted when she was not with him.
So she joined the party and soon
spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing
with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little
kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself,
he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go
as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
After more
drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so
off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back
seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put
the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would
make up for his outrageous behaviour.
She was sitting up reading when he
came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You
know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you
dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance.
When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into
the spare room and played poker all evening."
"You must have looked
really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with
unashamed sarcasm.
"Actually, I gave my costume to your brother,
apparently he had the time of his life."