Attitude
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding
night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband -- who was a big burly man
-- tossed his trousers to his bride and said, "Here, put these on."
She
put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I cant wear your
trousers," she said.
"That's right, said the husband, "and don't you
ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."
With
that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."
He tried them
on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said.
I cant get into your panties!"
She replied, "That's right, and that's
the way its going to stay until your attitude changes."
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