Secret to a long life
A woman walked up to a little old man
rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how
happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long
happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,"
he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty
foods, and never exercise."
"That's amazing,"
...the woman said. "How old are you?'
"Twenty-six!"
he said.
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