Old man in a brothel
An old man walked into a brothel one
day and said to the madam, "I would really like a young girl for
the night"
"How old are you then sir?" asked the
madam.
"I am 98 years old and still going strong, cough,
cough!"
"Ninety Eight?!" said the madam, "Don't
you realise that you've had it?"
"Oh, really?"
replied the old man, ..."How much do I owe you?"
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