The Blonde and Her Melons
This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along. The guy asks, "What are you carrying?"
"Melons," the blonde replies.
"Cool," the guy says. "If I can guess how many there are, can I have one of them?"
The blonde giggles and says, "If you can guess how many there are, you can have BOTH of them."
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